Who's Playing The Worst Defenses
This Year?
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on last year's stats, either win-loss record or defensive ranking.
I want to know who's going to be good
THIS YEAR!
More importantly, I want to know who's going to be
TERRIBLE!
This is crucial when you're Drafting your Fantasy Team,
Trying to decide who to play week to week
A Good Player Facing A Horrible Defense
Is Often Better Than A Great Player vs. A Great Defense
Last year's stats are certainly a place to start
But you have to look at what Teams did in the Off-Season
Who got better, who got worse
This is not a Ranking of Fantasy Defenses!
My Exclusive "Snack Time" Report Projects
Who Will Be This Season's Weakest Defenses
Arranges them in an easy to visualize Format
Team by Team! Week by Week!
Color Coded For The Learning Impaired
(Only way I could keep it straight myself)
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When your Weekly Opponent has Ladanian Tomlinson facing Pittsburgh
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Selected Excerpts from This Year's "Snack Time" Report |
------------ could field one of the worst Defenses in the League. Take advantage all you can of these poor guys. I just hope you have class enough to feel a little guilty... Head Coach ------------ seems smart enough on the football field but in people skills he runs a close second to Joseph Stalin, and his neo-Fascist regime sparks controversy and dissension in the locker room... Otherwise, you've got uncertainty on the Defensive Line, questions about the LB corps, and new faces in the Secondary. Yeah, a real recipe for success. ------------ is like the Gerald Ford of the NFL. Unless their youngsters bloom and their Defense jells quickly, ----------- could be the NFL doormat... One big happy family, is it any wonder they're circling the bowl? Assuming their Offense struggles, they are ranked Blood In The Water... If ------------ and/or ------------ don't beat out either of (or both) those guys it will be tough to conclude the ------------ Defense has improved... The ------------- gave him a 5 Year $35 Million Deal with $20 Million in guaranteed money. That buys a guy a lot of Hostess Twinkies. (Want to know how many? Ask -------------, who's undoubtedly done the math already.) Seems at best -------------- can only hope they maintain the Status Quo along their Defensive Front, and that makes them -- what? -- 30th versus The Run? Who's going to throw? ------------ could be a disaster waiting to happen. Maybe the multi-millionaires on their Defense will show some pride, justify their huge contracts. Or maybe they'll just go home, pop the cork on that bottle of Dom, order some cracked crab and say: "Damn! Too bad we lost." |
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